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Current JoyPoll results for 1172 entries:
Best way to delete a facebook account and all the content you've uploaded to it?
Thermonuclear weapons, ... that will just spawn mutated versions of your facebook account. |
59 |
5% |
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Neutron bomb with enhanced electromagnetic pulse, ... that might take out the data, but over at facebook they've printed out in hardcopy all the photos you've uploaded. |
149 |
12% |
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Build a time machine and go back to stop yourself from signing up, ... it's easier just to go back further and shoot your grandfather. |
238 |
20% |
|
Fake your own death and just start over with a new identity, ... you'd just be hitting your head against a SuperWall. |
77 |
6% |
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Unfortunately, you are going to have to wait until the Sun goes nova, ... sorry, but facebook's lawyers have already figured out it probably won't go nova. |
190 |
16% |
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Jack Bauer, ... I suspect you might need Cloe too. |
329 |
28% |
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If I Vulcan neck pinch Zuckerberg, would that help? |
130 |
11% |
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May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the Terms of Rounding.
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