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Why are the TTB's holding those abacuses?
They won them in the Capt. Abacus tournament, ... but which is first prize, the big abacus or the small abacus?
They're giving them away as door prizes, ... darn it, don't you wish you bought a ticket?
They're in charge of the Lost and Found booth, ... imagine how panicked the poor geek is who misplaced that big one!
Those aren't abacuses, they're actually accordions, ... you see, next year all-girl accordion bands will be all the rage!
(May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the good old days. "First Four" photo courtesy U.S. Army.)